The Golden Plague is a viral disease that affects the human emotional system and has serious consequences for its victims.

The most infamous symptom of the Golden Plague is an increasing addiction to looking at mirrors, taking selfies and feeling pretty good. Its alleged patient zero is Áurea Praga, a Portuguese jewelry maker that started spreading the virus through her jewelry pieces in 2009. The virus was thus named “Golden Plague”, the literal translation from the Portuguese name “Áurea Praga”.

The disease agent is transferred directly and immediately by touching any of the previously mentioned jewelry pieces, feeling its fine texture and pleasant weight. The symptoms are aggravated by using the jewels in your body on a regular basis.

The first proof of a spread of infection was in Belgium on November 13, 2009. Soon there would be other confirmed cases in the US, United Kingdom and Canada which showed disturbing side effects including immediate manifestations of well being and joyful behavior:

- “The coolest!!! Totally fun! My new lucky charm, Thank You!” (Belgium, December 10, 2009)

- “I have been loving this ring online for long time and it is even more beautiful on my finger, Many compliments Aurea” (Italy, October 7, 2012)

- “the most gorgeous rings i have ever owned! and excellent service from Aurea! I am very very happy” (South Africa, April 4, 2014)

ATTENTION – If you’re infected with the Golden Plague and take the disease to your country, you may be contributing for a pandemic.